We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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