OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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