Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Text me some of your sweat
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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