The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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