I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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