people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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