Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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