The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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