I seem to have left my pride at pride
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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