Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Randomize
