ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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