The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Don't EVER smell your tampon
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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