Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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