she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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