Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
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go home
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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