can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
