Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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