She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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