wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Randomize
