Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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