That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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