Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
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