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It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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