i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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