man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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