You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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