Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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