Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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