4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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