just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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