i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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