forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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