No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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