repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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