I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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