Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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