Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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