You're so nebulous sometimes
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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