did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Fuck me I smell like cheese
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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