sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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