they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
please don't ironically join a cult
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