Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
