My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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