yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
