8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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