too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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