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At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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