If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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