doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize