he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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