talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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